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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Ah...Yesterday just went to My relative's wedding at Marina Mandrain.Everything was so cool!The waiters were going up on stage and dancing with the lobster.And i tasted abalone,didn't taste nice,wonder why so expensive.and sorry long nver post liao.And during the dinner,there was this fat guy in red shirt who was putting on this f***ing Kao Pei face throughout.I got some pictures see.....

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6:26 PM

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Err...Joke.

Joke:A man walks into a bar,orders a drink,gulps it down,looks in his pocket then orders another one.

He gulps that 1 down,looks in his pocket again,then orders another one.

He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks,"Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket.What's in your pocket?"

The man replies"Oh...i have a picture of my wife in there.i drink until she looks good,then i go home."END OF JOKE.

TOMOROW LAST DAY OF SCHOOL,YES!and mabye tmr goin haloween or sth...but so little ppl...ok bye.

By:YOUR mother la.

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1:19 AM

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Joke:A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they're just lying there, enjoying the nearness of each other. The phone rings, and because it's the woman's house, she reaches over and picks up the receiver.

Her lover looks over and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation.

She is speaking in a cheery voice. " Hello? Oh, hi! SO glad you called. Really. That's wonderful! I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great! Thanks! Okay. Buh-bye."

She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh," she replies, " that was my husband telling me what a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

Shit...Tmr the sports thingy...need run...DAMMIT Alll Your MUMS
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YourMumlo...

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7:22 AM

Monday, October 26, 2009

My Favourite drink...PUSSI(PEPSI).2dae go wif KT and Jim buy stuff 4 jim GF...And the other pic is "The BuckTooth ChipMunk(CLARICE)...wth 2dae go whitesand thn go my hse then go back whitesand then go tampines then go ehub then go Kt hse then go back home...er pls click on pics to see the whole pic cos they compressed or sth...

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YOUR-MUM-LA!

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5:50 AM

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Err..sunday so boring,parents at home,sis at home,cant go out,shit.Anyway,_l_k.and prease tag at the tagboard thing.
Err giv ur a joke...(o)(o)...->Chicken Rice(Roasted)
Nah..jk.heres the joke.
Joke:A little girl and her mother was out,then,out of the blue,the girl ask,'how old are you?'.The Mother response,'Women don't talk about their age dear,You'll learn soon.'
So,the girl asks another question,'How heavy are you?'.The mother response,'Women also don't talk about that,too,you'll learn that soon too.'
The Girl gets pissed and asks.'why did u divorce with daddy?'The mother response,'i don't like to talk about that,it hurts me very much.'
The girl gets Damn pissed and went to her friend's house.She tells her about what happened.The friend replies,'Easy.Just Sneak and look at her driver's liscense,it's like a report card.
The next day,the girl goes to her mother and says,"I know now,Your 32 years old,weighs 130 pounds and finally,u divorced with dad cos u got an 'F' in sex.

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6:03 PM

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Your MUM

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1:19 AM

Joke:had fire drill ytd, i tot really got fire,got some1 in our class got burnt...the guy hu got so mani maran!->CHao DA.
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Your MUm

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1:15 AM